The following is Dr. Chuck Tingle’s (World’s Greatest Author) State of the Buck Address, delivered by yours truly on his behalf at Arisia 2017. Enjoy the wisdom and thanks to the eternal Dr. Chuck Tingle, constantly helping us find ourselves as bucks. It is unedited, presented in its original true buckaroo purity.
here is important statement: hello this is DR CHUCK TINGLE writing to you from billings thanks to online bud name of pablo and online bud name of mark! tonight is a good way son jon and clowy are watching a BIG TIME MOVE in the living room name of MATTS DAMON TAKES LAS VEGAS it is very loud and handsome matt just punched a scoundrel. i have had three chocolate milks jon thinks i have had 1. so that is my night how is yours buckaroos? it sounds like you have all gathered to talk about the buckaroo way and that makes me feel like his a glad bud, it is very interesting to think about how now bucks come out to TALK TINGLE and to PROVE LOVE to eachother and that makes me so HAPPY AS MAN NAME OF CHUCK. most important thing to remember as fans of chuck (worlds best author) is that the most important part of any of this is YOU PROVING LOVE. that is number one key, because as an author i need a reader to BECOME MYSELF IN THIS REALITY. without you am i here? (if a bud trots in the woods and nobody is around to see his way does it make anyone hard?) i cannot answer this but as a buckaroo i understand that YOU ALL NOW HAVE A CHANCE to take the message of chuck and turn it into reality. there will be moments tonight and tommorow and the next day where you have choices as bucks, they will be small and big but most of all they will be YOUR CHOICES. this is a powerful way! NOW YOU ARE THE STAR OF A TINGLER ON THIS LEVEL OF THE TINGLEVERSE and your choice is to be the hero or a scoundrel. when you see the buckaroo having a hard time getting through the door you say ‘i will hold this for you’ and PROVE LOVE. when you see the buck who can’t pay for their groceries you say ‘i will pay for you and PROVE LOVE. when you think about your friends or family who you haven’t talked to in a bit you will call them and say ‘i was thinking of you how was your day?’ and PROVE LOVE. these are small choices in the day but they take MESSAGE OF AUTHOR CHUCK and make YOU THE AUTHOR. now you are writing the story in this layer of the tingleverse, and you have the powerful to make it so beautiful for everyone here. YOU ARE POWERFUL AND UNIQUE AND SPECIAL AND THE DEVILS HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS IS NOT TRUE. IT IS THE TRUTH. you have the power now, as buckaroos, to go out and tell the scondrels to get lost. thank you for listening i hope you have a nice panel thank you for being a part of my reality you have made my night so special and i hope your night is special too